The Vanished FanFic Archive

Fics by Space Pirate Hamster (A.K.A. C. Jones)

Note: Fics which are neither vanished nor crippled in their FanFiction.net or Ranma lemon archive form are not listed here. Please visit the appropriate site to view them.

Vanished

Fics in this category existed only on furinkan.net and spacepiratehamster.net, neither of which are working anymore.

Magical Girl Pretty Sammy

Title	Description
Parallel Pixie	As far as I can tell, this takes Pixie Misa (the antagonist from Magical Girl Pretty Sammy), turns her into an effeminate and widely bullied boy, makes him the protagonist, and then lets him discover a way to become a girl. Either way, I like what has been written so far. Note: I've never watched Magical Girl Pretty Sammy and the only reason I make this guess is because I remember seeing references to the Pixie Misa character alongside this on Space Pirate Hamster's site before it went down. Special thanks to Beladonna for finding this.

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Parallel Pixie

As far as I can tell, this takes Pixie Misa (the antagonist from Magical Girl Pretty Sammy), turns her into an effeminate and widely bullied boy, makes him the protagonist, and then lets him discover a way to become a girl. Either way, I like what has been written so far. Note: I've never watched Magical Girl Pretty Sammy and the only reason I make this guess is because I remember seeing references to the Pixie Misa character alongside this on Space Pirate Hamster's site before it went down. Special thanks to Beladonna for finding this.

Oh! My Goddess

Title	Description
The Thirteenth Day	Kami-sama created the world in six days, but now the thirteenth day is dawning and Keiichi will be tested. Includes a humorous sequel which crosses Ranma and Batman.

Ranma ½

Title	Description
THE CLAN	No summary yet since I'm being crushed by coursework, but it's apparently popular. I know it involves vampires.
Guardian Angel	An account of Ranma's early life told by his guardian angel. To quote the author's summary, "Ranma's Guardian Angel must make some hard decisions to keep him alive."
Curse of Silence	"Let's cut out all the repetitive dialogue." How might things have gone if Akane were mute?
Kasumi's Other Little Secret	Why does Kasumi do all the cooking and cleaning without a single complaint? Maybe there's more to it than you think. ;)
Ranma 1/2 Backstory: Happousai	An excellent alternative view of why Happosai decided to teach Hinako Ninomiya. It's also in-character for the manga version of Happosai.
Return of the Instant Nannichuan	A well-done experimental introspective piece from Ranma's perspective set three years after the end of the manga. Technically this isn't vanished, but since the only other copy I could find is at the Ranma lemon archive, I felt it deserved to be visible for more than it's lime status and relation to a full lemon. (It's sequel which isn't stored here.)
Easy Prey	A plain old garden variety rapist decides to sneak into the Tendo Dojo.
Meow	What if Ranma had to choose between his honor and his greatest fear?
Just Pretending	A view into how things might go if Ranma and Akane's animosity eventually became just an act, albeit a good enough one to fool everyone including Nabiki.
The Ballad of Ranma and Akane	To borrow the author's summary, this is an 'what if' story based on the premise: What if Soun Tendo died instead of his wife. This is set in a world where the Tendo girls, and Ranma were raised by their respective mothers.
Chaos and Destiny	I've never read this so here's the author's summary: A crossover between Ranma 1/2 and David and Leigh Eddings 'Belgariad' and 'Mallorean' series.
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Tofuu	Dr. Tofu decides to get some help overcoming his self-control problems regarding Kasumi.
The Secret of Shampoo's Heart	Mousse discovers the way to win Shampoo's heart. An amusing short spoof.
Nabiki and Kunou	Space Pirate Hamster's first fic. I haven't read it, but it's here for completeness since it was on his site.
The Tendou Dojo	A songfic set to Copacabana by Barry Manilow

Sailor Moon

Title	Description
Hidden in Darkness	Ten years after the original Sailor Moon story, the Senshi discover a new Dark Kingdom incursion with a saddening twist. The "invading" youma are half-breed refugees. An excellent and highly creative story with a happy ending.
Sailor Moon: Reversal	The Senshi reincarnated as boys? Tuxedo Mask looks like she would do well as a mascot for Playboy? Grandmother Hino? Is Luna the only person left un-changed? An alternate universe sailor moon gender-bender of the most complete kind. Unfinished.
Youma Generals	A very funny short about what kind of jobs Beryl's dark generals might have ended up in when/if they came back to life after Metallia's defeat.
Suntans and Secrets	An amusing look at a potential beachside discussion between the Senshi about how sexually experienced each other is. Lemon Warning.
The DELETE Key	Perhaps Sailor Saturn really does have horrible destructive impulses. grin
The Penance of Uranus	A little post-Galaxia introspective piece from Sailor Uranus' viewpoint.
Henshin Wands	A short commercial spoof. Script form.

Fics in this category do exist in his FanFiction.net profile, but the lack of images and sidestories makes their FanFiction.net versions inferior. Sometimes so much that they're almost different stories.

Title	Description	Status
newRanma	What if Ranma Saotome's immature attitude towards his fianceés had a medical explanation...? More specifically, what if Ranma was still mentally a pre-pubescent child relationship-wise due to a blood clot putting pressure on his brain? Here's a well-written tale of what he might go through after such a problem were fixed.	The FFnet version is missing the fanart and extras.
The Virus	A highly amusing mega-crossover exploring what might happen if Mihoshi, a Juraian cold germ, an inter-school kendo tournament, and Ranma's curse met and cursed the world.	The FFnet version lacks the half-dozen sidestories which make this universe what it is. Be sure to read the README.txt for even more.

Non-Fanfics

Stories listed here are not fanfics, but are by the same author and, as far as I can tell, have also vanished. C. Jones does have a FictionPress.com profile but it just has a link to the now-vanished furinkan.net.

Title	Description
Gabriel	To quote the author's summary, Gabriel Angelus is a teen with a strange medical problem. The problem can be corrected, but the cure may destroy Gabriel's life. A well-written "real-life gender-bender". Unfinished.
Salvage - The Secret Platform	A short story about a space salvage crew at the beginning of the 22nd century and the mystery that starts to unfold when they take a job to perform maintenance on an antique nuclear missile platform hidden in the shadow of the moon. Intended to be the first part and a half or so of a trilogy.