------------------------- Suntans and Secrets Sailor Moon Fanservice by Space Pirate Hamster ------------------------- "Bored, bored, bored, bored," Usagi complained. "We could go for ice cream," Minako suggested. "And watch you and Usagi pig out while the rest of us try to watch our diets?" Rei snapped. "We could go to the library and study," Ami suggested, half into and half out of the conversation. Her nose was buried deep in a book with a title in a language that none of the other girls recognized. "During Golden Week?" Makoto asked, her voice tinged with obvious disgust. All five girls were stretched out on towels behind the Hikawa shrine, their bodies clad only in thin bikinis. They were all thickly coated with sunscreen or tanning lotion and offering their bodies to the hot summer sun. The five were laying in a rough circle, their heads together. Only Ami was in a position remotely resembling sitting. She was reclined sideways against a half- inflated plastic float while reading. "Well, we could have gone to the pool if *someone* hadn't mistaken the maintenance man for a youma," Rei noted angrily. "Hey, it's not my fault!" Usagi cried defensively. "He was scary. And old." "So all old people are scary?" Makoto asked curiously, surprised at her friend's statement. "He wasn't Grampa-old," Usagi noted. "He was more like Kusosawa-sensei old. Not just old... but creepy. And he looks at you like *that*. Like Kusosawa-sensei did. " "Ah," Makoto said. "I heard old Kusosawa finally got fired for stealing panties out of the girl's locker-room." "And good riddance," Minako added. "I thought I wouldn't have to deal with that crap any more after getting out of the voice- acting business. 'Minako-chan, send us your panties. Minako-chan, rub this letter on your crotch and send it back to me..." "Ewww..." Rei, Usagi, and Makoto cried in unison, their noses wrinkling in disgust. Ami was apparently in a very interesting part of her book, because she didn't seem to notice the direction their conversation had gone. "So, Ami, what do you think of guys who want to smell girls?" Makoto asked in a teasing tone. "Hmm? Scent?" Ami blinked behind her tinted glasses. "I understand that natural body odors can cause intense arousal under the right circumstances. The fluids secreted by men's and women's bodies contain pheromones that allow people to communicate subconsciously." "So..." Minako said, biting her bottom lip, "It wouldn't upset you if you found a guy sniffing your panties?" Ami's face turned red and she began to sputter. She lost her place in the book and began to stare around wildly. Minako and Makoto began to laugh quietly, desperately trying to keep from guffawing. "Ami was gone in her book again," Makoto noted, her cheeks turning red with the strain of reining in her amusement. "We shouldn't tease her when she hasn't been keeping up with the rest of us!" "Mamo-chan sniffs my panties," Usagi added seriously. "Is that why he does it? Feral moans?" Ami fell off her raft and hit her head against the ground, knocking the glasses from her face. Makoto and Minako immediately lost their laughs and turned just as bright red as Ami. Rei, whose cheeks had turned bright red, raised on eyebrow. "Dirty old man," she said. "Uhmm..." Ami stuttered, swallowing. "Does he really?" "Does he like go through your laundry or something?" Makoto asked, her eyes opened wide. She flipped over and propped herself up on her elbows, staring intensely at Usagi. "It's usually while I'm wearing them," Usagi admitted, her own face turning quite red. She was beginning to realize how thoroughly she had just embarrassed herself. "It's probably not your panties he's smelling, meatball head," Rei quipped. "The scent would be the same," Ami mumbled deep from behind her book. "It's 'pheromones', Usagi," she gently corrected. "Fah- rah-moans". They're complex chemicals that can travel through air." "So... uh... you and Mamoru sniff each other frequently?" Makoto asked, swallowing hard. "Well, he smells good," Usagi stammered. "But we only smell *there* before we... uhmm... with our mouths... uhh..." "Okay!" Minako shouted a little too loudly. "I'll just mark that particular piece of information off my list!" "You keep these things on a list?" Rei asked, more to steer the topic away from the rocky shoals it had drifted up upon than to accuse her friend. "Oh yes. Who's had oral sex and who hasn't is right after who's still a virgin," Minako noted jokingly, playing along. "I am!" Ami said anxiously from behind her book. "Having oral sex?" Minako asked, incredulously. "Wow!" Amy began to shake, her face still hidden. "No, I mean--" "She meant she's a virgin," Makoto stated for her stammering friend. "Oh," Minako sighed in disappointment. "Uhm... sorry, Ami- chan." Her only answer was a stifled squeak from behind Ami's book. "BORED, bored, bored, bored, bored!" Usagi said loudly, her own face and ears still quite red. "We could all dress up in our sluttiest clothes and go downtown to tease the boys," Makoto said seriously. "That never works out," Rei answered in a matter-of-fact tone. "Because you always run into someone you know like one of your friends' parents, or a teacher, or one of the sisters, or--" The dark-haired girl trailed off, her own face turning completely red. All five girls had thoroughly humiliated themselves. Finally, Ami broke the silence, her face still hidden behind her book. "Does it taste as good as it smells?" she asked. "I always swallow it all before I can taste it," Usagi admitted. "Uhm... I just said that out loud, didn't I?" "Usagi swallows," Minako said in awe, mentally adding another check to her 'list'. "Yeah, guys really hate it when you spit it out," Makoto confirmed, her expression firmly fixed on the trees above the other girls' faces. "What you can do, if you don't mind getting a little messy," she said, "is to kind of dribble it back out while you're... uhmm... You're taking notes, Ami?" "No! I'm not!" the short-haired girl cried, quickly hiding a pencil behind her back. Minako was visibly counting on her fingers. She glanced curiously at Rei. To her credit, the priestess didn't so much as twitch. "I hear that it has a lot of sugars," she stated in a calm voice. "A girl has to watch her weight." "So you don't swallow?" Minako asked breathlessly. "I don't know *what* you're talking about, Minako-chan," Rei said in a sugary sweet tone. "I am as pure as the driven snow." "So Usagi and me... we're not pure?" Makoto asked, somewhat threateningly. She raised both her eyebrows. Usagi raised one hand to the tall girl, turning over on her shoulder. "I didn't say that," Rei quickly said, finally flinching before Usagi could say anything. "I just meant that I was a virgin. And I've never..." she gulped audibly. "Never had oral sex." "Okay. You had me fooled. I thought you and Yuuichiro had a hot love-love thing going on secretly," Makoto admitted. Usagi raised a hand in agreement. "I thought Rei was way more experienced than the rest of us." "Hey!" "I mean, she's so much more mature," Usagi said. Rei looked away steadfastly, unable to meet her friend's eyes. "No," she said seriously. "I've never had sex with Yuuichiro. I don't *plan* to have sex with Yuuichiro. I'm not going to have sex with Yuuichiro in the near future." "So you might, in the distant future," Minako said, counting again. "That's like what, four, five months?" Rei glared darkly at the blonde girl. "And what about you, miss Goddess of love? I think we've established everyone's status here but yours," she demanded. "Uhm..." Minako began to sweat. "I'm still a virgin. I think..." "You're not sure?" Makoto asked, disbelieving a little bit. "Well, I didn't have sex with a guy," Minako said. "I'm not sure if what I did... counted... ahem..." "So what did you do?" Rei asked, her face betraying her intense curiosity. Minako glanced up at the sky for several minutes before answering. "I'll say, but you guys can't ever repeat it. It's not just because it'll be embarrassing, but because someone could get in real trouble." "That's disturbing, Minako," Ami said from behind her book. "Uhm... yeah. Kinda. It wasn't bad or anything. Well, I don't think it was bad." "So what happened?" Usagi asked seriously. "Did someone hurt you?" Minako shook my head. "No! I mean, she could have, but... Uhm... this isn't coming out right." "Why don't you just start at the beginning," Makoto suggested. "Okay. It was just after I came back from Great Britain," Minako started. "But a few months before I met you guys. It was while I was doing the voice acting for the 'Sailor V' anime." "There are many stories about sexual improprieties in the media business," Ami added quietly. "This wasn't an impropriety," Minako said. "I was completely owned!" "Huh?" the other four girls asked at once. "The voice actress for Queen Opal, Mikie Shiwasa," Minako said. "You guys know her?" "I've heard of her," Rei said, nodding. "Well, she was like a kind older sister to me. She watched out for me and helped me with everything I didn't understand." "That's funny," Usagi interjected. "Since you were Sailor V and she was Queen Opal, I thought you wouldn't like each other." Minako shook her head. "It wasn't like that at all! She was really nice. She was always taking me out for dinner and buying clothes and jewelry for me. If I flaked out, and I flaked out a lot, she was right there to pull me back on track." "So Shiwasa-san was how old?" Rei asked. "Twenty-two," Minako replied, staring firmly at the ground. "She'd been an idol singer since she was sixteen, and a voice actress since she was eighteen." "You came on to her or she came on to you?" Makoto asked seriously, her hands folded in front of her mouth to hide her nervous expression. "Both," Minako admitted, her voice wavering. "I knew she wanted... I mean... Uhm... you could tell... uhm...." she swallowed heavily. "One night, we went out to dinner after recording and then went back to her apartment to watch movies. She never said anything, but I knew how she felt. I thought it would be okay. She had been so nice to me... so I started snuggling." Ami's toes were nervously tapping the ground behind her and her fingers were turning white around the covers of her book. Rei and Makoto were both staring in nervousness and surprise. Usagi was looking at her friend in drop-jawed awe. "After the movie," Minako continued, her eyes growing distant and rosy, "We started to kiss. She... touched me. Then she took my clothes off. Then she wanted me to take *her* clothes off. That's when I panicked. I said that I thought I wanted to do it, but that I wasn't so sure any more. She told me it was okay, that I never had to do anything I didn't want to. We took a bath together and then I went home." "Wow," Usagi breathed. Minako nodded. "A few weeks after that, production on Sailor V ended and Mikie went on to a different project, and I started fighting monsters again alongside you guys. I found out a few months after that she had a new steady boyfriend. I've never felt that way about any girl ever again. Except Haruka, and she doesn't count because I thought she was a guy." "Its good she didn't force you in to anything," Ami said. Minako nodded. "She could have. Easily. She was really a nice person. Sometimes I wonder what things would have been like if I didn't panic." Makoto grinned wickedly. "Okay, despite the fact that Mina- chan was into heavy petting with someone way too old for her *and* the wrong gender, I think we've established who's a virgin and who's not. What about you, Rei-chan. What virginal love-love experiences have *you* had?" Rei looked panicked for a second. "I told mine!" Minako said, her voice coming out in a ragged gasp. "You have to tell me yours! Everybody's had at least one or two." "Well," Rei said. "It wasn't anything like the experience you had," she said, her normal, uncrackable expression finally breaking. She began to tap her fingers together over hips. "Go on," Usagi prompted breathlessly. "It was when I was eight," Rei admitted. "I was with my father on a business trip back before he was elected as an MP. There was another businessman who was in the same hotel as my father with his wife and son, who was also eight. There was an amusement park near the hotel, so we got to go every day while our parents were busy. Inside was a haunted house. It looked so frightening from the outside that we were afraid to go in. We worked up to it all week. Then, on the last day of the trip, we finally gathered up the courage to go in. Of course it was all fake. They didn't even have actors, just plastic mannequins on motors." Makoto nodded. "We were both feeling pretty brave at that point, so we hopped out of the car and started hiding in the displays. Eventually, we found a broom closet and hid inside for a few hours. We talked about our fathers and school, and eventually we got around to talking about ourselves. I suggested we play 'Doctor'. He was interested, so we both took our clothes off and..." "Oh, my!" Makoto said, grinning. "What a naughty little girl you were, Rei-chan!" Rei swallowed again. "I don't think either one of us really got anything out of it. We were just too young. You asked, though." "Okay, Rei's really still a virgin," Makoto confirmed. "Stuff you do when you're a little kid doesn't count." "What about you, Usagi?" Minako asked. "I think we've all known that you and Mamoru-kun have been knotting books for some time now." "Huh?" "You know, doing the vertical tango? Uhmm..." "You as much as admitted that you and Mamoru have gone down on each other," Rei clarified. "When did this start? What was it like?" "Did it hurt?" Ami asked quietly. "It didn't hurt, not at first," Usagi said thoughtfully, doing her best not to meet her friends' faces. "Well... I think I messed up the first few times." "Out with it!" Rei commanded, her eyes wide as Makoto's. She had sit up on her beach towel and had her arms wrapped around her knees. "It was just after we got back from the future," Usagi said breathlessly. "And just before we started fighting against the Deathbusters. Mamoru and I both knew that we were Chibi-usa's parents because of what we found out in the future, so we both started wondering what it would be like to do the sort of things that would make you become a parent." "You knew you were going to do it at some point in the future, so why wait?" Makoto said in clarification. Usagi nodded, her eyes fixed firmly on the sky above. "I wasn't really sure how to do it, so I went to the manga shop and got some naughty books." Rei winced. "You realize that those are only as realistic as any other manga, don't you?" she asked. "I do now," Usagi said. "At the time, I was so nervous that if someone told me I was supposed to wear a chicken-suit, I would have." All the girls paused for a second as that image sunk home. Minako was the only one who didn't manage to suppress at least a snicker. "At any rate, all the girls in the manga were wearing lingerie and stockings and pretty shoes," Usagi continued. "So I used the Luna pen to dress up when I spent the night in Mamo-chan's apartment." "It doesn't work, does it?" Minako said. "You can't feel anything down there when you're using disguise magic. The pendant Artemis gave me works the same way." "You've experimented with it that much?" Ami asked, incredulously. Minako's fading blush reintensified. "A few times! Hehehe...." "No, it didn't," Usagi agreed. "It looked like it was working, and it certainly worked for Mamo-chan, but I didn't feel a thing. At first I thought something was wrong with me because I couldn't feel it. It was nice to be held and Mamo-chan really liked it, so I didn't say anything at first. We did it a few times after that and..." "How long did it take Mamoru to figure out that a fourteen year-old couldn't exactly afford a different set of fancy lingerie for each day of the week?" Makoto asked. "I think he thought I was borrowing my mom's," Usagi laughed. "He started to get kinda creeped out about it." "It makes sense," Ami stated. "If you had to use the disguise magic to spy on someone, you might have to do distasteful things while in disguise. The magic would prevent any repercussion." "Anyway, we stopped doing it for a while," the pigtailed girl continued. "Then, one night when my parents and brother were gone on business trip for my Dad's magazine, he came over in the middle of the night. I was in my pajamas, and he wouldn't wait for me to get the pen and..." "Dirty old man!" Rei stated again, a little more forcefully. "Did it hurt that time," Ami asked, one eye peeking out from the side of her book. Usagi nodded. "I bled all over my bunny sheets," she said in embarrassment. "And we got... the other stuff... all over them too. Mamoru helped me scrub them." "At least he's responsible for one thing," Rei quipped. "It was wonderful," Usagi sighed. "It was so intense and scary and happy and... well, it was really good!" "Did you have an orgasm?" Makoto asked seriously. "I think so," Usagi said. "It was hard to tell, and I was bleeding so much by that point that I was a little afraid." "Wow," Ami squeaked. "After," Usagi said, more confidently, "he made me promise not to use the wand any more. We went out the next day to the mall, and he bought me a few sets of lingerie. I really haven't had a chance to wear them yet. Except the stockings. I always try to wear those. He really likes it when I do." Rei was about to say something, but the next 'Dirty old man' comment died on her lips. "So what all ways have you done it?" Minako asked. "You admitted earlier that you had oral sex. Have you done it the other way?" "Where he puts his mouth on me?" Usagi asked, stammering. "Yeah! Lots of times. That's really good!" Rei's eyes bugged out. "I meant the way where he puts his... thing... in your bottom," Minako clarified her question. "His rose? With thorns? That would hurt!" Usagi said. "He puts his fingers in my bottom sometimes, but never any roses." "Oh-kay," Makoto said, trying to cut off the pigtailed girl. "Sometimes we use our hands," Usagi continued. "And sometimes we use our mouths. Sometimes I use my feet on him. He really likes that." "Your feet?" Ami asked over the sound of her pencil scratching quickly behind her book. "Sometimes bare feet," Usagi answered. "And sometimes in stockings or tights. Sometimes even in school socks. I tried it once with my shoes, but that didn't work too well. He was up and walking around the next day, though." Makoto winced. "Poor Mamoru-kun!" "What he really likes is if I wrap one of my ponytails around him and then use my hands, mouth, and chest all at once. Of course I have to wash my hair after that because it gets all sticky." Ami's pencil was scratching furiously. "Okay, despite being a dumpling-brain, Usagi is definitely the most experienced one here," Makoto said in awe. "Of course it helps to know that you're definitely going to bear the guy's children one day." "I thought you said you were pretty experienced, Makoto," Rei noted. "Not that experienced! I've never once used my feet or my hair. And I've never had *anything* in my ass, fingers or cock." Usagi's eyes bugged out as she finally realized what Minako had been asking about. "Mamo-chan hasn't ever put it in me that way," she said quietly. "I think we all realized that, Usagi," Rei told her. "So what did you do?" Minako asked excitedly. "Was it with your old Sempai?" Makoto nodded. She sat up and propped herself up on her arms. "I was thirteen. He was sixteen. I was in love with him and he... well, let's just say that I had bigger breasts than any of the girls in his class." "Ah," Rei noted. "Of course when you're that old, every guy who's the least little bit older than you seems infinitely more mature. We were probably on just about the same level. Neither of us understood what we really wanted and we both acted more than a little stupid about the situation. I was looking for a husband-- some guy I could spend the rest of my life with. He was looking for... well, what he *had* was a thirteen-year-old fuck-toy with her own apartment and no parents to answer to." "Did he hurt you?" Ami asked. "Not physically," Makoto assured her. "It hurt the first time we did it, but I've always been such a scrapper that I barely noticed it. What really hurt was when he acted like he didn't know me in front of his friends." "Some guys can really be creeps, Makoto," Rei said seriously. "He wasn't a creep. He was a just as much of a kid as I was," Makoto said truthfully. "The sex was really good, so I didn't make much of a fuss about it. After a little bit, that's all we would do. He'd come over, we'd fuck for an hour or so, and then he'd go back home. I'd meet him after school, suck him off in the storage shed, and then he'd go out with his friends. After a while, we even quit doing that. He moved away a few months before I transferred to Juuban. I was sad to see him go, but I was more upset that he didn't even bother to tell me about it before he left." "Do you miss him?" Usagi ask, her faced turned in concern. "Of course. I realize that we'd never work out, though," Makoto admitted. "And I do miss the sex. He was hung like a horse." Usagi, Rei, and Minako all tried to keep from laughing. Ami ducked her face back behind her book. "That was kinda problematic when I gave him head," Makoto admitted. "He wanted to 'steer'," she said, holding her hands to her ears and pressing firmly. "I ended up choking on dick a few times. It seemed like my jaw was always sore." "So what about you, Ami?" Minako demanded of the girl still hiding behind her book. "Have you had any 'experiences'?" Ami was visibly trembling. She flinched at Minako's question. "It's okay, Ami-chan," Usagi assured her. "You don't have to tell us." "No," the girl said quietly. "You all told me. It's only fair." "I didn't mean to try to force you," Minako said sheepishly. "It's okay. It's just... mine is different." "Oh?" Rei asked, somewhat alarmed. "I... I touch... myself," Ami said quietly. "Oh, everyone does that!" Minako assured her. "Three, four times a day in some cases. Once, when my parents were gone, I did it eight times in one night!" "Way too much information, Minako-chan," Makoto noted. "Even for as raunchy as this conversation turned out." "That's not all," Ami said. "I... I watch people." "In videos?" Minako asked. "Real people," Amy admitted. Her shaking increased. "I've always done it. When I was little, I watched my parents together through a crack in their bedroom door. After they got divorced, I watched my mom and her boyfriend do it the same way." "Boilschism," Minako said, her eyes narrowing. "Voyeurism," Ami corrected her absently. "After that, when I visited my father, I would watch him when he was alone. After that, I watched him with his girlfriend. Then I watched her while she was alone." It was like a confessional, Rei noted to herself. The sins came tumbling out of Ami's hidden mouth like water from a faucet. She could only imagine the look of agony on the girl's face as she confessed from behind her book. "And I've watched Haruna-sensei and her boyfriend in the ladies' bathroom at Juuban. And then I watched Naru Osaka's mother in the bathtub when Usagi and I spent the night at her house. And then I watched Yuuichiro-san in the trees behind the temple," she blurted. "Have you ever watched one of us?" Makoto asked seriously. "I've watched Usagi and Mamoru seven times," Ami admitted. "I'm really a horrible person," she began to cry. Usagi's face when bright red. She covered her eyes. "So you were... masturbating... while you watched Usagi and Mamoru fucking in Rei's bed while we were supposed to be studying?" Makoto asked. Rei's face went bright red. "You did not!" she exclaimed angrily at the blonde girl beside her. "Uhmm... Mamoru really wanted to, and we needed somewhere soft to lay down and... uhm..." "You were watching too?!" Ami asked in shock. "No, but you could hear them pretty clearly from the bathroom," Makoto admitted. Actually, now that I think about it, I bet I could hear you too. You were in the linen closet between the restroom and Rei's bedroom, weren't you?" Ami's book began to shake. "Usagi," Rei threatened. "If you *ever* fuck anyone in my house again, I'm going to beat you within an inch of your life!" "Gomen, Rei-chan!" Usagi pleaded. "Ami, are you okay?" Minako asked. "I'm a freak," Ami said, sobbing. "I wouldn't go that far," Makoto said. "That's... unusual... yeah, but I don't think there's anyone who wouldn't like to do that." "But no one does!" "Hey, I was listening," Makoto countered. "Yeah, it's kinda weird, and you could get in trouble if you watched the wrong person, but I don't think you're a freak." "I'm so sorry, Usagi-chan. I'll never do it again. I promise!" Ami cried. Her shoulders were heaving. "Uhm... That was the time we accidentally tore my 'Hello Kitty' panties, wasn't it?" Usagi said, a finger to her lips in remembrance. "I mean, I'm not mad, Ami. I don't mind if you watch!" she said hastily. "Really?" Minako asked in shock. "Can I watch too next time?" "Sure!" Usagi said. "Uhm... Wait. I'll have to ask Mamoru. I think he'd be okay with Ami watching, but-- uhm..." "Okay, new rule," Makoto said, raising her hand. "If anyone here watches anyone else, they have to tell." "And then the person who watches gets to watch the watcher watching!" Minako added. "If anyone watches me, EVER," Rei threatened, "They're going to get a fat lip. Except Ami," she added when the short-haired girl's shaking intensified. "Ami can watch whenever she wants." "Is that because you're teasing or being nice?" Minako demanded. "It's because I know that Ami won't blab what I do to everyone else," Rei said, matter of factly. "New-new rule," Minako said. "Ami can watch us whenever she wants, but then she has to let us watch her." Ami eeped and closed the book as tightly as she could around her face. "Stop teasing me!" she demanded. "I said I was sorry!" "I don't think she was teasing, Ami," Usagi said in shock. Minako was grinning and blushing from ear to ear. "That actually sounds pretty fair," Makoto said. "And it will keep our resident brain from getting arrested for being a peeping-tom." "A peepette-tomette," Minkao said. "So the way I figure it, she has to let Usagi and Mamoru watch her seven times, Rei once because she did it in Rei's house, and the rest of us once just for good measure," Makoto tallied. "Nooo!" Ami cried. "What's good for the goose is good for the mouse!" Minako exclaimed. "No more teasing!" Usagi said seriously, leaning over Ami protectively and wrapping her arms around the girl's shoulder. "Who says we were teasing?" Makoto asked devilishly. "Ami, you don't have to," Usagi assured her. Rei shook her head. "How did we get from ice cream to forcing Ami to let us watch her play with herself?" "Uhmm..." "Maybe we should stop while we're ahead," Minako admitted. "You all realize that we have to make a suicide pact now. If anyone reveals anything that was said just now, we all have to kill ourselves." "I can tell Mamo-chan, though, right?" Usagi ammended. "No. You especially can't tell Mamoru," Rei scolded her. "I'll understand if you tell him about what I did," Ami admitted in a timid little-girl voice. Her face was still hidden, but it sounded like the majority of her tears had dried up. "Eh, everyone already knows what I've been up to," Makoto said. "I don't really make any secret out of it." "My parents will get *really* mad if they find out," Usagi commented. "My dad will at least. Actually, I think my mom knows. Those birth control pills and condoms have to be coming from somewhere." "And now Rei-chan knows Yuiichiro beats off in the back yard," Makoto continued. "That alone is worth giving Ami front-row seats when she ambushes him while wearing nothing but her high- heels." "Like I said," Rei snapped. "I'm not planning on doing *anything* with Yuiichiro. Ami had better damn well stop spying on him though." "Because he's yours, right, Rei?" Usagi asked. "Yes. NO!" "I think that answers that question," Minako said quietly. "Let's stop now, please, huh?" Makoto pleaded. "I dunno," Minako said. "We're having so much fun." "Yeah, but it's the wrong kind of fun," Makoto complained. "Besides, we're humiliating Ami-chan. I mean, everyone would watch that kind of thing if they got the chance, and she's just had more opportunity than most. We need to get her laid so she can do something else with her time." Ami squeaked again. She had been peeking over her book with tear-streaked eyes at Makoto's statement, but went back to hiding behind it as well as she could. "She likes watching Mamoru and you, Usagi," Rei suggested. "Do you think you would mind lending him out?" "Mamo-chan is mine!" Usagi said defensively. "I wouldn't ever do that!" Ami exclaimed. "Even if I wanted to." "And I really think we should be getting back to what we're going to do for the rest of the day," Rei commanded. "So you do want to?" Minako said, ignoring her friend. "BACK TO WHAT WE WANT TO DO FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!" Rei snapped sharply. "Okay, okay," Minako surrendered. "Boredboredboredboredboredbored..." Usagi stammered. "Uhm..." "We could have a pajama party," Minako suggested. "Aren't we a little old for that?" Makoto asked. Minako shook her head. "You're never too old to have fun watching Ami play with herself while watching Usagi and Mamoru have sex." "No Mamoru," Rei said in a final tone. Minako started to pout. So did Usagi. "But a pajama party doesn't sound that bad," Rei seconded. "Grandpa and Yuuichiro are gone on a training trip during the break. I've got some new movies, and we're all out of school for a while. We can go shopping for some snacks." "And dress Ami up in Rei's sluttiest clothes so she can tease the boys while we're out," Makoto said. "Sounds like a plan, Mako-chan," Minako agreed. "No!" Ami cried. "Are you guys sure I can't call Mamo-chan?" Usagi asked. "Definitely," all four of the other girls shouted. x x x The Sailors are used with permission. We know that Naoko has a pretty naughty imagination, so hopefully she doen't mind too much.